“Gee Bobby, what are '**** Nuts'?”
“Johnny, '**** Nuts' are excitingly new flavor-nuts sold at Walmart.”
“What flavors do '**** Nuts' come in.”
“Several. There's chocolate, vanilla & carp.”
“Carp?”
“Yes.”
“Can I serve '**** Nuts' on special occasions?”
“You betcha. '**** Nuts' are good throughout the year.”
“What makes '**** Nuts' so delicious?”
“Several things Jimmy, I mean Johnny. The first thing is that '**** Nuts' are batter-dipped. The second thing is that '**** Nuts' are kept fresh in a fresh-lock bag.”
“Can '**** Nuts' be thrown at a wedding instead of rice?”
“Sure.”
“Has anyone ever thrown '**** Nuts'  at a wedding instead of rice?”
“Yes, lots of people.”