ALL BECAUSE I’M FALLING FOR A DAINTY, CURLY-HAIRED, BROWN-EYED GIRL WITH A SMILE SO BRAZENLY BRIGHT LIKE THE SUMMER SUN I’LL GO THROUGH THE SOLEMN CHARADE FOR MY VENEER OF ALTRUISM MIGHT WIN HER TENDEREST AFFECTION “THE END JUSTIFIES THE MEANS” SHALL BE THE MAXIM OF MY MORALITY