“I'll **** that *******, Tom Petty!” Jeff Lynne said. But it was too late 'cause that ******* Tom Petty was crapped-out dead. by 𝑷𝒐𝒍𝒂 𝘉𝘦𝘳𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘬𝘺

Apr 2018

“I'll **** that *******, Tom Petty!” Jeff Lynne said. But it was too late 'cause that ******* Tom Petty was crapped-out dead.

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“It ain't too late to **** Tom Petty,” the fortune teller from a tea leaf
read. “I'll have Tom Petty shot with a coronary ice-dart in his bed.”

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𝑷𝒐𝒍𝒂 𝘉𝘦𝘳𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘬𝘺 ˢⁱᵐᵖᵃⁿᵍ ᴮᵉᵈᵒᵏ, ˢⁱⁿᵍᵃᵖᵒʳᵉ

(ˢⁱᵐᵖᵃⁿᵍ ᴮᵉᵈᵒᵏ, ˢⁱⁿᵍᵃᵖᵒʳᵉ)

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