Close your mouth,
it's rude to stare.
Don't lick your fingers!
I despair.
Use
wooden dippers,
if you're tasting honey.
No! Don't you smirk...THIS isn't funny!
AND
get your feet from
OFF...THAT...TABLE!

You'll get spanked hard.
(I'm more than able)

And suddenly...
the elusive please word heard

...un(miss)takable.