By: Cedric McClester

Missiles Will Be Coming
And so will Santa Claus
On Christmas Eve
Which should give us pause
The President clearly is
A rebel with a cause
But then he always was
Adverse to our laws

Missiles will be coming
Is he declaring war,
Without the proper authorization
Like he did once before?
Crazy as he is
He’s hard to ignore
Because you see with him
You can never quite be sure

Missiles will be coming
Thought he didn’t advertise,
Now we must wonder
If he’s Obama in disguise
Faced with the same reality
That makes him realize
His *** can’t cash that check
Nor would it be wise

Missiles will be coming,
Either now or later
He’s given them a heads up,
Which makes him a traitor
To us of course, not Putin
To whom he’s vowed to cater
Because he views that despot
To be superior and greater