By: Cedric McClester

He never said when,
But he clearly said what
Which is further proof
That the man is a nut
Who’s more than prepared
To place us in a rut
No, if ands maybes or but

He conducts foreign policy
By sound bites and twits
Because he’s unpredictable
Everyone admits
And his rationale comes
In starts and fits
Gleened from the toilet
Between taking *****

His indiscretions are
There to see
Because he’s no stranger
To adultery
So his response is,
While that may be
It‘s nothing more
Than ancient history

He notified them
Not to give ‘em a scare
But rather so they would
Have time to prepare
It doesn’t take a genius
To see treason there
But he thinks the public’s
Too dumb to be aware