Oh I am so glad your leaving
I can finally sleep in till 10 over the weekends
I can stay up and study passed midnight without any disturbances
There will be no one there to criticize my food
My clothing and choice in shoes
Shame me about how I’ve gained 2 pounds in the last three months
I am free from your snide comments about my choice to continue my studies after marriage
I am free from your demanding ways
Stubborn nature
“Holier-then-thou” attitude
Best of all nobody will be hogging the couch or leave the toilet seat up!