Hi, this is Donny Osmond. Whenever Marie starts yelling some crazy ****, I bounce her head off the sink. If that's not enough, I ram her noggin through a sliding-glass door. If the ***** is hyper-rad, I bounce a couple of bowling ***** off her cocoanut. In my next message, I'll show you the easiest way to shut queer little fruitcake Jimmy the **** up.