You inept ****,
Sunday driver flunky,
******* snake seeking shelter in the mongoose's belly-
Because it's easier to bend over and take it
Instead of ******* back the r(e)aper.

You 9 to 5 yes-man,
"No, that suit doesn't make you look fat"
You say as you chew the cud;
Thank you for the spit,
And may I eat this bowl of your *******?