The Perfect Girl


Ingredients: lemon water, round peaches, small portions, small stomach
Optional: mute


Grab the neck, digging your fingers throughly.

For best results, ensure it does not eat pasta without the appropriate proteins. Then weigh it. If it is over 110lbs, throw it out.

With a sharp knife, cut off it's hair and dye it black - if that is your preference. Dress it up in whatever seasonings you wish.

Stick your words firmly into it's ears. But, do be careful with gaslight, it can burn.

If using affirmative words, bring up your own trauma and lack empathy for their own.

Paint pictures of a future across it's mouth.

then leave.