Dear Mr first name only somethings ya do dont really make sense. But even a drunk like me has to say it's enough. Cause my drunk *** cant even stand let alone strattle a fence.
Points was the first straw my invisable friend. To make ten comments for a point. Well i got far better things to do with my weekend.
And one night as from the bar i did crawl. Thought i was just drunk off my ***. But dam if ya didnt take down the wall.
But it's okay cause if ya wanna be on the list you can always buy a place. Ya know your dealing with poets right? Hey some kid just took his parents credit card and stole my place.
Mr Elliot should i stay silent in fear. It's hard to shut a good drunk up. Was it you that put that horse head in my bed and drank all my beer?
And while certin people gave us the name they gave my foggy mind a idea to. If ya keep us going at each other then that keeps us fom going after you.
Mr Elliot please dont read this and make me dissapear. For I'll take refuge in my pub. hide behind the women and gaurd the rear.
Yes im the ressident ******* and clown. The bartender to the masses. Who preaches drink up and get down.
If it aint broke Mr Elliot lets **** with it till it is. Let me hand ya a beer. Shake it up good and watch it fizz.
Hello I hope this isnt goodbye. Cause it just aint much fun without Gonzo. Im a drunk a *** a nut a pervert and a pretty nice guy.
Dear Mr Elliot sending me away wasnt very nice. When i think vacation I think sun and sand. Not the north pole hey were the ***** santa? Well least for my drinks i got pleanty of ice.
Join the ******* if your not scared to have some fun and if i dont dissapear after this