“So your husband’s missing, madam,
I will need some details.
Can you describe him?”

“Well, sergeant he’s very handsome,
has blonde hair, blue eyes,
is six foot three and aged
twenty five years old.”

“Wait a moment, madam,
I’m sure I know your husband.
He’s about sixty, fat and bald,
if I’m correct!”
“You are! But I don’t want HIM back!”


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