There is snow and more snow and more on the way As weathermen take over the networks today There is a blizzard on the way So the weathermen say Excited to scare us today The winds growl and whip As we watch the snow blow and drift Are those tombstones or our cars? (Who wants to clear off the dead?) Not me I will stay in my bed. There is black ice tonight So the weathermen say Who are they trying to scare? They warn drivers beware Expect to flounder and flip We scrape and brush and shovel again The same the very next day Oh winter woes I think I froze my toes