The governor stated he's sorry for his love tryst.
Except with him.
It seems he's bragging.
And then he spoke too much.
The public only knew about one.
Oh, that son of a gun.

He could have stated like a president did.
Which was self denial.
That he never had an affair.
Oh, that son of a gun.

Or be like Edwards and run from the truth.
Until his mistress had a child as proof.
Oh, that son of a gun.

Just another candidate out having fun.
Mmm, I think I should run.
I might not win.
But I betcha.
I have a mutiple of friends.

We expect to be surprised.
Who hadn't met a candidate's that hadn't lied.
Oh, that son of a gun.

Even with a bad back.
We know of a politician that had him a actress.
Which supposely shared with his brother too.
Oh, those son of a gun.

Just another leader trying to find a pleaser.
And they everywhere.
We all know about Tiger mutiple affairs.