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Mar 2018
yep, the more i ever received
was what...
       she would spend her 110 quid
an hour on;
when i, or rather, that i wasn't,
          thankfully, there to boot,
her insatiable appetites...
                          just like any man
ought to know:
     you were there, when she was
giving birth?
                         sorry man...
feel really sorry for you;
             that was the last chance for
you appreciating fishing;
               no offence cuck...
                              you're ready, my son,
for the chomąto / horse collar
to pull the carte of family with you...
   may you be blessed:
in nomine patris et filii
                       et spiritus sancti. amen;
**** me! another dozen bunch
of leprechauns!
Mateuš Conrad
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Mateuš Conrad  36/M/Essex (England)
(36/M/Essex (England))   
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