This is David. I killed the Goliath giant. And was invited to Saul’s palace. But let me back up. My father said I should go to the battlefield. To give my brothers food. To give their commander food. And to report about the war front. I kept my mouth shut Because I remember the tale about Joseph And when he came to check on his brothers. I’m sure my brothers would rather have a Philistine. At least they could fight him And not be restrained by Father.
I traveled to the battlefield. I saw a giant yelling. His body shined with strange medals. And someone was holding his shield. The man had to hold it up To cover that giant’s body. I thought it strange because I knew of armor bearers But not shield bearers. But I had heard That the man who slew this heathen Would be paid And get the king’s daughter. My interest was suddenly there. I did not know the king’s daughter. But I knew that the money could help my family. And being the king’s son could not hurt. Oops, I said that out loud. And Eliab heard me. He rushed over with an angry face. And cursed me with words he dare not speak in front of father. I went away meekly. Knowing that if I did not slay Goliath, no one else would. Including Eliab. I saw the terror in his face when Goliath spoke Terror that was a stranger to me. I requested the King’s audience. King Saul was taller than any other man I met Save the giant. He looked concerned. I wondered where was Jonathan. He tried to persuade me not to fight. Sayin he was a warrior from his youth. I told him I am a youth so it was time for me to wage war. Then King Saul gave me his armor. It was so heavy I fell to one knee. King Saul’s countenance changed from worry to despair. He then gave me his sword. I put over my shoulder. And a servant put it around my waist. But it kept falling. I knew that I could not fight like this. It would be like trying to fight a bear. But maybe…. I told the king these were not tried. What I meant to say was that they were tried and found wanting. I got my sling. That was put to the side when I put on the armor. And prepared to face Goliath.
I could see Goliath in the distance. Leering. Sneering. His shield bearer had put the shield down to rest. I thought to myself, how many stones do I need. I then remembered that the Philistines had 5 cities. And I would need more just in case the Philistines rushed Because I was a distance from the Hebrew lines. I picked up 5 stones. Examined each of them. Then put them in my pouch. Goliath seemed, befuddled. That a youth sent to fight him in the challenge. Would be at a creek playing with stones. But I thought, By the Lord God Almighty, One of these stones will be in your head. Because you blasphemed the Lord God of Hosts. And blasphemers get ******.
I then walked forward to meet Goliath. He was so tall he hurt my head to look up at him. And the words he spoke were profane. Against the children of the Most High God. He spoke about feeding me to animals. I told him that I fought animals in the name of the Lord. And no one shall feast on my portion. He then roared and came after me. The Shield-bearer came up behind him. I thought, Now is my change. The shield-bearer cannot protect from behind. And his rush has left his forehead undone. That will be his mistake. I slung the rock. It hit Goliath in the forehead. And Goliath stepped forward. I readied another stone. But Goliath fell dead. And the shield bearer ran back to the lines. I ran to where Goliath was And I raised his sword. The first sword I ever touched. And cut off his head. I raised it up All of Israel came running towards me. And the Philistines fled. I would now see the backs of the Philistines On a regular basis.