I went down to the shops to buy myself some dinner
And then I met a great tattooed lad wanting to punch my fucken
Head in I said to him just leave me alone or I will call the cops in
And have you locked up forever and a day as I continue to buy my dinner tonight I have no idea of what to choose it is very hard you see
The big 150 kg man was Packing the shelves near me
I asked him what are the specials for a nice dinner tonight oh tiddly um umm umm productor
You see he said straight back to me I should have a look at the meat aisle they have a lot of fresh cuts for you oh yeah that is grand
Then I went to the meat aisle and looked there forever
I saw pork chops and steak and sausages as well as a few chicken legs and even some burgers it took a long time
Cause they all sounded divine
So I picked up the burgers
I went over to the vegetable aisle to get my veggies and grabbed a broccoli and zucchini too this is going to be a tasty dinner totally healthy every day
And as I was walked to the checkout I saw the tattooed man and he said to me want a punch in the mouth
I said mate weren’t you going to the cop shop mate what happened with that he said to me they let me go because you are too stupid to press charges mate they had no reason to ****** well keep me locked up forever and a day I said thanks
Then he said enjoy ya tea and I chose my tea I will choose pizza and chips so I can die tomorrow
I said to him, you might be tough but I am healthy so next time we meet leave me alone or I’ll punch you up
And I went home to enjoy my burgers and veggies and we said wow man