And You told me, "He's like a girl." "Emotional." Then I was filled with so much rage that I wanted to reach through my computer screen. I wanted to possess the cords and wires, enwrap you in the fury of a thousand zettabytes exploding. This was my best friend? This was the man I love? I wanted to tell you, You are shameful. You are sexist. You are evil. But I told you, "That's offen--." And you said, "You're right. I was stupid. I didn't think. I'm sorry I ever thought it." I guess that why I'm still here.