I worked at the Ministry of Transport those days, a mere employee in a workforce of three thousand barked at and moved about by bureaucrats and faceless executives but we the meek had our ways to assert our power some days
that day the drab announcement came over the PA system a speaker above each corner snapping an order at you: “Will all personnel parked at Sector 4 remove your vehicles to Sector 5 immediately”
And half an hour later while I was having a smoke with my friends and they with theirs came an order from the speakers above: *“Will all staff who went to remove their cars return to work without any delay…”
...another existing joke, then another twist and shake - and presto! another raj-ified joke in verse...