Google someone on the Good Internet it could make you smile.
Like your shy neighbor the one who doesn’t talk much not a lot of eye contact at the mailbox the one who practices his violin at the oddest hours. Google him and you discover
he has a glass eye result of his heroism in the Na Trang Valley Massacre in Nam
he has an M.A. degree in divinity
his wife and children died in a housefire when he was away on a business trip some years ago
and all you can do in your shameful paranoid way is google him to find the dirt
but there isn’t any and you wish there was something sweet about you on the Good internet.