⚡️⚡️⚡️ I remember when Hillary Clinton was a ****, young hag with lightning bolts shooting out her ***!

Because all great Americans walk on 2 great American feet, witch
Hillary Clinton's skin-bag of meat is greasier than an Alpo dog treat

Where am I?
****** Island.
How did I get here?
By bus.
May I borrow a ******?
Sorry, but I'm all out.