We scooted along down main street past the bars where the drunks and their secrets stand in doors and clouds of cigarette smoke and the cops walk through "just to make sure there's no funny business" and up the road we went hearts beating in time with flashing street lights passing a jewelry establishment billing itself as "the hardware store for women" even though we knew it's already been sold and would be shutting down within six months and we crawled through the great oblivion of main street at night past the neon cavalcade of fast food joints and their ******* contests of who is out selling who and the billions of burgers that plague the conscience of nobody during this great obesity epidemic and a police officer started following us because we stared too long at the bars perhaps and so we had to make a quick getaway to a purveyor of tacos to pretend we were up to no-good just to give the boring police in this boring town something to do for a few minutes before they had to go back to watching the drunks and their secrets and keeping an eye out for funny business at the bars