I’m built up with all the tension Will I go into another dimension? I’ve packed my favorite snacks Including my only pair of slacks I said goodbye to all my friends I hope this wouldn’t be the end I wish there was no rush And I would totally love a slush I remember to bring a weapon It’s obviously only for protection And a camera for my memories My bathing suit for the sea And my favorite winter jacket when there is a breeze This trip better be for free I’ll miss everyone I know Even all my foe I’m ready for this journey Oh, there better be a gurney...
I hear the noise of the ship It’s time to get on I hear people singing a song There is entertainment along the way I didn’t even have to pay Someone threw a block I can’t believe I forgot my sunblock I ate from a 5 star cuisine It tastes so serene 5 hours have passed Time went by so fast I wonder how long this will last The day is getting darker And not too far away I see some colorful lights It was a splendid sight.
I was blinded by the lights As I walk through the cave There were millions of crystals Some small some big I might have seen some pigs Then what amazed me the most were the people They were taller than skyscrapers And always smiled with glee They ate strange exotic fruits Then turned into brutes There was nothing this place lacked These apples would’ve killed Isaac Then they led me to a hut And brought me what looked like macadamia nuts The place was so beautiful I ate until I was full Like a fat baby I slept the night away And woke up by the bay Wow wasn’t that a day What else should I say?
I see a little girl Cute as a pearl She came from the tides Looking for a ride She gleams at everything I say She even ate some hay She imitates what I do It’s hard to tell who’s who I wonder why I’m here Was I meant to have a beer? Then it literally hit me The little girl that I see Was what I meant to be I learned to have fun Relax and say puns Forget about all the taxes Put away all my axes This is why I’m here It’s not for me to fear.
The little girl and I Baked some pie With maybe a few flies Then we swam under the waterfall And went to the mall This lasted until fall Now I must return I’ll miss those exciting days And all those scorching rays But now I must go home My family is there I don’t know what to wear They bought a big cake All for ME and not to share How I missed them so much I began to lose all touch I lived the night away And I didn’t even have to pay Now it is May And I lay.