Don't throw it out! It could be of greater value later when nobody's looking. I held my breath because I was under the water and I didn't have gills. Gilbert arrived and told everyone to become a lesbian or else! How do we do that? Several woman wanted to know. Gilbert said that he wasn't about to show them anything & that lesbianism is instinctively normal just like eating caterpillars. I wondered what made Gilbert so full of wisdom about lesbians & caterpillars. Of course I could remember Pittsburgh's tent worm invasion of 1972. I just don't remember the lesbian connectivity. Gilbert burst in through a window. He'd picked up  a hunk of **** to show us what he “almost stepped in.” I still couldn't believe him. I would seek someone other than Gilbert to father my lesbian children who would conquer the world.