Just another holiday where the people in relationships buy overpriced chocolates for the ones they love
And the singles buy the same chocolate half priced the next day

I used to think Valentine’s Day was a magical one
Where my Prince Charming would come and kiss me in front of everyone
And after 14 years the closest thing I’ve come into contact with a male was accidental touching their hand while grabbing a pencil
I mean Snow White was my age when she got her happily ever after so why can’t I get mine
Maybe he just got lost and is to stubborn to ask for directions
Or he’s pulling a push door without realizing it so he’s stuck
But in all honesty I don’t think he’s coming

But who knows maybe my Prince Charming will wear sundresses and he will be a she
Or maybe he’ll wear eyeliner and listen to punk rock like I do
Or maybe he won’t be he or a she and will wear flannel that I’ll end up stealing from them
Or maybe they won’t ever show up

Its ok tho cause while you and your boyfriend eat overpriced chocolate
I’ll be eating the same chocolate for half the price