i've read too much marquis de sade: reading his most coherent work, ******... that'll do just fine.*

i've finally understood why growing
a beard is so disagreeable to women...
mate, it's like showing your
genitals!
                 have you ever, honestly
fiddled with your beard and your
***** at the same time,
                and then stroked your hair?
the hair on your head is soft,
    while your ****** hair has the same
consistency to your ***** hair...
imagine the story of adam & eve
with adam bearded...
          he would reply:
and why would i have to cover
           what i already have on my face?
beards are *****...
                  and yes, i am attired:
                      because it's ******* cold.