I've not lived in the woods on chipmunks, obviously, as my belly is too big to be Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania-chipmunk-flesh-eating big & my hefty, half-ton ***** is pig-shaped like a 4-H prize-winning pig by 𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝑩𝒆𝒓𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒔𝒌𝒚

Feb 2018

I've not lived in the woods on chipmunks, obviously, as my belly is too big to be Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania-chipmunk-flesh-eating big & my hefty, half-ton ***** is pig-shaped like a 4-H prize-winning pig

How might I make a tree fall to **** people? You'll need dynamite. Throw a party near a tree, maybe a lesbian wedding. Wait for it. Just as the bull **** says, “I do”...KA-BOOM! Instant death!
When you're wealthy you can say good-bye to toilet paper forever and hello to silk sheets! That's what rich people do every day, a lot.

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𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝑩𝒆𝒓𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒔𝒌𝒚

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