He's proud of his foreign work as a lactation consultant in Scranton & everywhere. He hates the A.C.L.U., the Better Business Bureau & Clearasil because they don't work.  I tied sling-shots to my *** in 1979, to ward off ghosts, and that didn't work either. I should've rubbed worthless Clearasil onto everything, to make a real mess of which bumps erupted as pustulating pimples. Shave first. Your power over death lives in your afro. I'm more than just hairy **** and a good time behind the **** heap...I pointed my gun in her general direction in order to facilitate the acquisition of the regular pillow of my dreams.