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Feb 2018
In this one, the midgets are unusually large with over-sized kidneys & hypertrophical thyroids & adrenals. 4 of the 987 ****** characters are 6 feet tall. Large Midgets is a crazy romp through the puny minds of misunderstood, normal-sized pygmies.*

  “I just adored *Large Midgets
because it was really funny.”
  “Large Midgets is better than having a large girlfriend with homosexual A.I.D.S., whose father is in prison for 20 years, I guess.”
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