In the first act, Toby, the father ******, says to his little wife (she's a ****** too and her name is Midge), “Midge, that ***** is too long and thick for you because your love canal is midgetized. What you need is a ***** that's specifically designed for midgets.”; “Hey!” Midge exclaims after giving up on her normal-people *****. “Why don't we manufacture *** toys that are small to accommodate the abnormally-small genitals of midgets?!”