I'm putting up wanted posters throughout the universe to make it known I'm a loser that needs help from a mystic being from another realm who's as beautiful as u, my mortal muse; oracle of wet red lips to step into my chamber; bring ur charms jangling like hoop earrings & bangles on ur arms like a Slovak gypsy, the one & only witch welcome to get on top; I need a genie to wish my life away or to reincarnate me on a better day; I don't mind the rain or the many plagues; I just need a soothsayer to say the soothing magic words that turn my life around, inside out & upside-down in the way that only Gypsies & genies can do w/ a casual miracle on any given day; gaze into ur crystal ball & wish me away