Civilization requires a little effort Ties must be knotted correctly, shoes must be polished Cuffs must be linked, but not at all gaudily - Elegant understatement at all times
On every occasion say, “Thank you” and “Please” When addressing a lady one’s hat is off And if tomorrow they are going to shoot you Or beat you to death in a re-named street
Do comb your hair, and try to stand up straight: Civilization requires a little effort