I was touched by the toll collector so inappropriately that I couldn't chock the moment up as real, 'cause it lacked a mad, toll-diver thrill to rev my motor, stoke my fire & skin my *** after a ****-hunt **** that capped a Venezuela Gala on the backs of commies out-tapped, postal-stamped, *****-slapped, witch-vamped & girlfriend-cramped