I used to go to a grungy New Jersey *****-bar that was the lowest dive I have ever regularly patronized; long closed now I reasonably suppose by the health department; stripper/hookers conspicuously diseased as if proud of their track-marks & STDs who offered lap dances to rookie Russian thugs; whispering sweet Russian nothings into their cauliflower ears beneath strains of Ol' Blue Eyes; they called him that warbling New York New York