Montague and Connie Flu Got caught up in a racing boom Found themselves in a field With coloured banners and an ice cream que; All the competitors in a line Wearing fitting clothes , combined. Connie in her high heeled shoes Wondered what she could do, Monty suggested taking them off Wrapping her feet in an old Jay- cloth Connie did not like this view So borrowed a pair of training shoes From a member of the Boom, Black and white with silver stars Matched her top and legging style, So they ran their fastest best Over hill and under tree Won the race without out a phew!