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Feb 2018
I've been living underwater for 6 minutes and, except for having to surface 3 times per minute for air, I find it very relaxing. My wife wants to be pregnant and she's asked me to impregnate her. The major problem is having to surface for air 3 times per minute. Each time I make ******* we're compelled to uncouple and swim to the surface to breathe.
The Suzy Berlinsky Happy Show
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The Suzy Berlinsky Happy Show  Simpang Bedok, Singapore
(Simpang Bedok, Singapore)   
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