I knew my heart had been set alight with passion, that memorable day I cast my very eyes on thee. Your slightest rebuff to my endless advances would pose a more formidable challenge to me than Europe's invincible, combined vast army. The day you unlocked the sealed entrance to thine heart, was like opening the world's palatial epicentre. The access you gave me to thy love's citadel, was like the lofty achievement of a world conquest.
An imaginary letter from the Emperor Napoleon to his wife, Josephine De Beauharnais