Large Midgets* is my next play, after Midgets (about midgets). In this one, the midgets are unusually large with over-sized kidneys & hypertrophical thyroids & adrenals. 4 of the 987 ****** characters are 6 feet tall. Large Midgets is a crazy romp through the puny minds of misunderstood, normal-sized pygmies.

  *“I just adored *Large Midgets because it was really funny.”
  *“Large Midgets* is better than having a large girlfriend with ****-****** A.I.D.S., whose father is in prison for 20 years, I guess.”