A clump of hair covers my toilet because my eyebrows are gone, &
I'm viewed as a terminal-cancer-therapy-sufferin' ****-*** & pawn
We had it all: sour dough, the ***** to live as pin worms in Chinese
ports, like animalcules slithering over rotten Papa John's **** warts
We got it down: the sour dough ***** to squirm like worms in a ***
port, like germs that befoul Papa John's A.I.D.S. blood by the quart
My emotional attachment to you made my spotty, hairy ***** large
like a double-***** steamer converted to a big Albanian river barge
I say, ***-*** with the prime minister of Norway made Al Gore gay
& I relay that Al F. Gore lives for tragedy to be of an off-world way

Next non-Tuesday's sucky event: ******* on Ivory soap's chromium or toxified/toxificated cadmium-white sodium crystals.