He’s like, really smart In a dumb sort of way And that becomes more apparent Each and every day Check out his tweets Or the things he has to say Which only goes to show The man is not okay
He’s like, really smart In a dumb sort of way Even though that’s not What those who know him have to say Cos his intellengence Is rarely brought into play As he barrels in To any kind of fray
He’s like, really smart In a dumb sort of way If we were to take a vote The nays outweigh the yeas A sad and sordid fact So the impression stays And despite all that he’s said He’s no friend of the gays
He’s like, really smart In a dumb sort of way Early morning tweets Are his way of making hay But they just put his ignorance More clearly on display Which he cannot deny Nor ever take away