Hello, everyone, I’m the town fool!
Here for your amusement and nothing more
I’m absolutely nothing but a tool
Nothing but laughs to my core

The pain is nothing but a trick
I’ll make it disappear in a flash
An array of jokes, ready to pick
Simply pay me in laughs, no credit or cash

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t return? A stick!
See you liked that one!
My jokes are all short and quick!
We’re here to have some fun!

So wipe those tears from your eyes
Cause I’m here to see your smile
Now please don’t tell lies
But can that stretch for a mile??

Now let’s chase that sad away
Shove it into a corner and say goodbye
Let’s just be happy, what do ya say?
Let’s not keep joy on standby