The blood in my veins is as frozen as the sap in the trees and I can't come up with a better analogy because my head hurts from it being so **** cold out and I get depressed when I see pictures of lush green landscapes and I dream about the warmth of the sun because there's nothing green around here other than the green I spend trying to keep myself from dying of frostbite
and yet
there's always a guy walking around in shorts and a tank top