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Leo Tolstoi's "The Vision at Sea" ~ From memory: A priest visits 3 old men on a remote island. He spends the day teaching them the Lord's Prayer. He takes the skiff back to his ship. Several hours later a lantern is spotted miles away. Closer & closer it gets. It's the 3 old men running across the water. “Father! We've forgotten the prayer!” Exclaims the oldest of the bearded men, to which the priest replies, “It is you who should pray for us.”