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Dec 2017
It's back to preening for fleas & eating crap for Darwin's monkey men, as their preachments are negated by mathematical reality. ~ Shut up or I'll **** Curt! But you are Curt! Who are you then? Curt! This is the fourteenth convention of men named Curt. That's weird. How long have I been here Curt? Six hours, Curt. At the convention of men named Curt, the greeting of the hour was the curtsy & attendees were encouraged to be curt (rude) & their ** biotches had to โ€œput outโ€ when ordered by Curt (any Curt). Curt grabbed a ** biotch by the hair and flung her into his room. She was Curt's woman and Curt was going to have her way with him.
   โ€œPut up or shut out!โ€ Curt ordered. The ** biotch laughed. โ€œIt's 'put up or shut up' Curt!โ€; โ€œWell whatever!โ€ Curt responded. Curt began to remove her clothes. Oddly, she didn't object. By the time she was naked, Curt realized that โ€œsheโ€ was really just Bruce Jenner in a woman's dress.
ย ย  โ€œI saw you on T.V., Bruce,โ€ Curt said. โ€œDo you still eat Wheaties?โ€ Curt asked. ~ โ€œSometimes,โ€ naked Bruce Jenner answered. ~ โ€œHow come you wear women's underwear?โ€ Curt asked. ~ Bruce Jenner thought for a moment. โ€œI don't know,โ€ he said. โ€œWhere's the toilet?โ€ย ย Bruce Jenner asked. โ€œI have to bleed my lizard.โ€ ~ โ€œIt's in the bathroom, Mr. Jenner,โ€ Curt said.๏ปฟ
๐‘ท๐’๐’๐’‚ ๐˜‰๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ๐˜ญ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜ด๐˜ฌ๐˜บ
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๐‘ท๐’๐’๐’‚ ๐˜‰๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ๐˜ญ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜ด๐˜ฌ๐˜บ  หขโฑแตแต–แตƒโฟแต แดฎแต‰แตˆแต’แต, หขโฑโฟแตแตƒแต–แต’สณแต‰
(หขโฑแตแต–แตƒโฟแต แดฎแต‰แตˆแต’แต, หขโฑโฟแตแตƒแต–แต’สณแต‰)   
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