I saw a truly haggard man
His eyes were empty and cold
His shoulders drooped
And were shaking to boot
Although he was hardly old

I saw a truly horrid man
His brow fixed in a scowl
His mouth turn down
In a deplorable frown
I’ve never seen one look so foul

I saw a truly pitiable man
He must have been disgusting
His glance was depraved
Looking hopeless and grave
I hope never to meet again, trust me

I saw a truly miserable man
The signs couldn’t be any clearer
He had this look in his eye
That he wanted to cry
God, I wish this place didn’t have mirrors