Your thighs are chubby & your fingers are stubby You sprained your neck in a recent car wreck You suffer angina down to your ****** On your breast sits 2 cherry-red *******
You beat me with a rusty crow bar after running me over with your car I sustained horrific injuries to my face before you sprayed my eyes with mace
Your beautiful smile really got me before you pulled a gun and shot me
Our passion-charged love begins in the **** line of your crack, extending north from your lard *** to the middle of your back
Your really stupid life is so miserable and I know that I shouldn't blame you for committing suicide now because I really couldn't
No scalpels below the belly button or above the chin, because with surgeons, that's the only way you can win