Thanks, I appreciate the compliment even though I'm not a lesbian. Well neither am I! Would you like another cup? I sure would! This is the greatest lesbian-blended coffee I've ever had and I ought to know, let me tell you! Hey, wait a minute! You said that you're not a lesbian! I'm not. Look where her 6th finger is, 'tween her thumb & index finger. Her 6th becomes her 2nd. The hair is downy-soft to begin with so there shouldn't be coarse stubble. Right? There'll be no chafing, no rope-burn. Correct? Please assure me. I'm seasonally confused & contused like folks afflicted with the mythical, seasonal affective disorder.