“Please listen to my new romantic ballad: 'I Hate Everybody'!”
   “ ...'I Hate Everybody'? That doesn't sound romantic!”
   “It is the way I sing it.”
   “But how?”
   “I sing it softly without emphasizing the word hate.”
   “Yes, that would be the way to do it, I s'pose.”
   “It works best for everybody. Hate is such a
negative emotion. It destroys one from the core.”
   “Surely. Your beautiful ballad: 'I Hate Everybody,' will do
much I pray to heal those who have known and lost love.”
   “...'Shut Up or I'll Give You the Jeffrey Dahmer Treatment!'”
   “What?!”
   “That's my new song. It speaks to today's suicidal youth.”
“Thank God Jack Cousteau & plain Jane monkey **** Goodall have supported and worked for P.B.S.; W.H.O. & the U.N. These or-ganizations unabashedly support world govt., forced infanticide/ aborticide/sterilization, green zones, and depopulation.”
   “Don't forget F.E.M.A.!”
   “Hippies lead richly-mystical lives.”
   “The rise in autism is easily traced back to the rise in
the number of serums administered to our  newborns.”
   “This slippage in bra & girdle ensembles reflects poorly upon the ways of the Tao. I smite the enemies of international banking till they capitulate. No one can be taught who fights against learning.”
   “We must distinguish betwixt the poor & the gentry: the poor: hoard; the rich: stockpile. Let us remain steadfast and resolute; kind and caring. Our stems wilt, our leaves curl, our women struggle against  Lycra.”
   “God Bless you Abraham & Abbey Lincoln. Long live my bald patch. God, end diffusion & penury & restore calibration. Amen.”