Porridge porridge porridge oats, It’s like a giant big over-coat You can’t beat porridge for a real cold start It has been said, it’s good for your heart!
The guy in the kilt eats porridge I see I don’t have a kilt but it’s good enough for me It can’t be lumpy, must be smooth as silk You can’t use water, you must use milk
The Scottish put salt on top of theirs I use sugar like ‘The Three Bears’! Eat porridge, it’s good, I have no fears Keeps prisoners alive for twenty years!!! #food #breakfast #porridge #hungry #warm #fulfilled #cosy #funny #humour #yummy