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Dec 2017
โ€œTampons cause toxic shock syndrome which is fatal. I urge
you, or your brother, to not use a ****** on heavy days for
more than 20 minutes, better still: switch to pads.โ€
ย ย  โ€œHow dare you pry into my personal choice of feminine hygiene products! I feel the most relaxed while in the company of feminine hygiene production staffers & middle management types.โ€
ย ย  โ€œMe too.โ€
ย ย  โ€œYou feminine-hygiene types are all the same!โ€
ย ย  โ€œIf only Carl Sagan could be brought back to
life for 10 seconds! Wouldn't that be something?โ€
ย ย  โ€œIt sure would!โ€
ย ย  โ€œHis inner-beauty made the Hawaiian
Islands look like 6 piles of ****.โ€
ย ย  โ€œWhat about his outer beauty?โ€
ย ย  โ€œNot so much. It did though make the Hebrides
look like 2 tons of putrefying whale rumen.โ€
ย ย  โ€œOr dog *****.โ€
ย ย  โ€œYes: or dog *****.โ€
๐‘ท๐’๐’๐’‚ ๐˜‰๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ๐˜ญ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜ด๐˜ฌ๐˜บ
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๐‘ท๐’๐’๐’‚ ๐˜‰๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ๐˜ญ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜ด๐˜ฌ๐˜บ  หขโฑแตแต–แตƒโฟแต แดฎแต‰แตˆแต’แต, หขโฑโฟแตแตƒแต–แต’สณแต‰
(หขโฑแตแต–แตƒโฟแต แดฎแต‰แตˆแต’แต, หขโฑโฟแตแตƒแต–แต’สณแต‰)   
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