โTampons cause toxic shock syndrome which is fatal. I urge you, or your brother, to not use a ****** on heavy days for more than 20 minutes, better still: switch to pads.โ ย ย โHow dare you pry into my personal choice of feminine hygiene products! I feel the most relaxed while in the company of feminine hygiene production staffers & middle management types.โ ย ย โMe too.โ ย ย โYou feminine-hygiene types are all the same!โ ย ย โIf only Carl Sagan could be brought back to life for 10 seconds! Wouldn't that be something?โ ย ย โIt sure would!โ ย ย โHis inner-beauty made the Hawaiian Islands look like 6 piles of ****.โ ย ย โWhat about his outer beauty?โ ย ย โNot so much. It did though make the Hebrides look like 2 tons of putrefying whale rumen.โ ย ย โOr dog *****.โ ย ย โYes: or dog *****.โ