“Tampons cause toxic shock syndrome which is fatal. I urge
you, or your brother, to not use a ****** on heavy days for
more than 20 minutes, better still: switch to pads.”
   “How dare you pry into my personal choice of feminine hygiene products! I feel the most relaxed while in the company of feminine hygiene production staffers & middle management types.”
   “Me too.”
   “You feminine-hygiene types are all the same!”
   “If only Carl Sagan could be brought back to
life for 10 seconds! Wouldn't that be something?”
   “It sure would!”
   “His inner-beauty made the Hawaiian
Islands look like 6 piles of ****.”
   “What about his outer beauty?”
   “Not so much. It did though make the Hebrides
look like 2 tons of putrefying whale rumen.”
   “Or dog *****.”
   “Yes: or dog *****.”